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Una, dos, tres, cuatro y cinco hormiguitas. En fila. Me suben por el cuello. Al tocar las patas de una de ellas el fluido del ojo del pez, éste reacciona rápido. Un giro nervioso y ya sólo quedan cuatro. Es entretenido, pero tengo prisa y las aparto con el dedo pulgar.

Es casi un milagro, pero me estoy empezando a acostumbrar al cambio. No es que piense que la unión simbiótica sea una de las ventajas del contrato, pero de la misma forma te la meten doblada los bancos al obligarte a firmar un seguro de hogar cuando te conceden una hipoteca. Y nadie pone el grito en el cielo por ello. Pues esto es algo similar. Y en el fondo no es tan horrible. El otro día, en la iglesia, me crucé con la señorita Haynes y no ha perdido ni un ápice de su encanto en el proceso. Un genotipo es un genotipo por mucho que la base ósea haya pasado a ser cartilaginosa. A la mierda la teoría biológica del desarrollo. Y a la mierda los darwinistas, por supuesto. En el fondo todos somos carbono. ¿En qué nos diferenciamos?, ¿en el porcentaje de agua? ¡Panda de perdedores!

Lo jodido es afeitarse, y bueno, los parásitos. Quién iba a decir que lo peor de todo sería culpa de un simple cambio de textura epidérmica. En fin. Hoy me voy a tener que dejar media barba o no me va a dar tiempo a fichar. El Jefe se pone de una mala ostia tremenda cuando no llegamos a la hora en época de sacrificios rituales.

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La señorita Haynes... mmm interesante.
Claro que a la mierda los darwinistas, la teoria ya aburre, además están de moda las teorias tipo complot mas corrients pro mas intereresantes
al pueblo circo!!! y alcohol, y el avión...

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